I’m writing that scene in my Adam and Eve novel when Lucifer is castrated in a fight between him and Lilith, by their daughter, Bette.

BECAUSE FUCK YOUR SYMBOLISM, I’M DOING THIS LITERAL.

I haven’t had many free moments lately to sit down but I’m free for the rest of the week — BELIEVE IT OR NOT! So, this is what’s happening.

Tomorrow Noah has to go to Augusta for work and I’m tagging along so I can chill with him in Augusta when he’s done work (which will be something that will only take him 15 or so minutes) and then I get to go clothes shopping which I desperately need (hello Old Navy, my dear friend).

Thursday I’m driving back home to get my car fixed at the family mechanic. I’m going to chill out with my grandparents and spend the evening shopping for apartment stuff at Target with my mother.

Friday I’m chilling out at my house, being around my family.

Saturday, we’re all driving up like a big ‘ole caravan to help me move into my apartment!

Sunday I go back to working like a dog, but now sleeping at my apartment and living there as opposed to Noah’s, because while I love Noah and his mother and dog and cat, I do intend to spend a lot of my time at the apartment, seeing as I’m paying for the things there, except for rent which my parents are currently covering.

And that’s it.

I’m very excited for all of this.

xcgirl08:

THE ONLY ELEMENT ASAMI SATO BENDS…

…IS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE.

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sofapizza:

theclearlydope:

mothafuckin bread crumbs, bitch.

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sofapizza:

tastefullyoffensive:

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it cost about tree fiddy.

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damnthatswhack:

A horse can dream…

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This is the first time I’ve had alone time in a week. I’ve been staying busy.

I’m really happy how everything worked out because I was scared I wouldn’t be getting enough hours at my jobs, and that summer would end up as boring and depressing as the last one.

But that is not the case!

I’m extremely busy, I’m either working, working out or hanging with friends and I’m just so happy. I’m having a blast!

I don’t have that much time today because I have work soon, but I’m moving into the apartment soon too!!!

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thedailywhat:

Lights Out: Two turkeys show off their dubstep beatboxing skills (and, surprisingly, neither of them is Skrillex).

Wait for the drop.

Gobblegobblegobble, wubwubwub.

[hyst]